Harloooxx

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Harloxxxx!! Mie is Kelvinzz! Mie 4m SMK St. Josephzz wan 2 promoting dis nw thing~~ Buy from me orhx~

Ees called dictionary.

Eez called dictionary. Mie say hor, dis thing can help euu lernn Engrishh until euu good good become. Mie sell 4m shear-pliers hor, oni one dred four tens nine point nine five. (RM149.95)

So cheap de lohx hor?

Mie buy from shear-pliers already ate tens nine point jero jero jor. Ern lit tel beet $ niaa. Mie so nice hor?

Bai 4m mie la =D Nor bai mie kry worrrrr T___T Sobz.
Mie wan sey tharnk euu!! Mie go liaoz byebyezz~~~


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Don't we all find it annoying when people talk like that?

No, I'm not criticizing who they are. Their attitudes are so.. Like that.


Quote Roland:

"Ah Lian" Infestation

I don't get it with this trend. Don't you find it irritating when people go:

"Hye... Add me orhx... Thanx yea... xoxo. Luv ya all ma fwenz!"

"Hahaz, lolx, I lurve my bao bei! Muackxz muackxz!!!"

"My credit finishes lohx, gonna mish u. Sobz."

It is not as if there English is that bad, but their behaviour... Aaargh! (Spelling and grammatical mistakes above are intended, for good.)

At our school gate, a girl from our school was late. You should have seen the way she got out of the car. First thing, her shirt was untucked, and not many girls actually do so. Next thing, her belly was showing because of her untucked shirt. Not to mention the way she walked up from the road towards the school gate.

Next thing, one of the prefects asked her to tuck in her shirt. Surprisingly, she went off away from the gate to follow our orders. At that time, the head prefect came and asked us what was going on. "She's tucking in her shirt," and our head prefect actually when over to peep whether it was true. =.=

Suddenly, she appeared and said:

I will tuck in my shirt later, I have exams now. Thank you!

And she walked off. =.= She probably does not know protocol. My senior came over and asked me whether I got her name in my late-comer's book. She was so quick through the gate we couldn't catch her! She didn't even have a name tag!

She walks like an 'ah lian', presents herself like an 'ah lian', but at least that girl doesn't speak like one. That's for sure. So much for being polite to a prefect and scurrying away without taking down her name.



So much for Josephians having good English.