And came back home with a shock.
It caught me by surprise. Was that my doing? Or was it that of someone else? I had this weird feeling tugging at me to go upstairs though.
Lo, and behold, the great

Panic. The first thing i did was to run into my room. Had my guitars been taken? My emergency money? The adrenaline just pumped its way into my mind like a water pump bursting under high pressure. It felt like the runner's high. Still mining my internal adrenaline drip, i made my way across the house from room to room, eventually reaching mine. Was i relieved to see that nothing (much) had been taken. However...

A stench filled my bedroom room. It filled the air with a stench that was enough to throw you off your senses. And then it hit me like a projectile accelerating at 5ms-2.
My mum had figured out that the guy actually did something because I never keep my valuables in my room.
Which, I guess, simply left the poor man
He peed on my clothes. Along with the book full of all my physics notes and reports which has caused many sleepless nights in my form 4 life AND my SPM reference books.
The total damage done by the simple act of peeing costed me about RM 72.
Talk about an expensive toilet. And there's me to spend 5 hours cleaning it up some more. Some people can't appreciate stuff by at least saying thank you.
Or someone should at least advice that robber to drink more water so his pee would be more transparent.
But then again, who would want to thank someone for washing their whole month's worth of laundry by hand?
Oh well.
Wondering what else was lost, I walked into my 8 year-old sister's room.
Speaks pretty much for itself, doesn't it?
My little sister has always been the type who would save whatever money she got. To date, she probably has spent only less than RM5 in her primary school life.
Meaning to say that she lost her saved money worth over a hundred ringgit.
Talk about stealing money from a schooling kid.
Last room to go: The master bedroom.
Upon arrival, I was just
Entrance

Instantly I grabbed the phone and called my dad. After what seemed like an hour, my dad arrived home (with my uncle and aunt) and scoured for any lost objects. It turned out that we hadn't lost anything much - just a printer and some gold (which unfortunately was my first gold pendant and my mum's wedding ring). You could've seen me skulking around in a corner (or perhaps work my buttocks off), crestfallen had I lost the bass. Thank God it was still there!
I have indeed seen many blessings through this. Thank God that I wasn't at home when they tried to break into the house, otherwise I could have sustained internal injuries! Ouch! My dad said that the first thing that came into his mind when I told him that our house had to be broken into was that "earthly possessions never last. Instead, keep looking upwards".
Praise the Lord!
p/s: Forgive me for my sarcastic remarks about thedog robber
I have indeed seen many blessings through this. Thank God that I wasn't at home when they tried to break into the house, otherwise I could have sustained internal injuries! Ouch! My dad said that the first thing that came into his mind when I told him that our house had to be broken into was that "earthly possessions never last. Instead, keep looking upwards".
Praise the Lord!
p/s: Forgive me for my sarcastic remarks about the













20 comments:
Kesian... especially the peed part... of all the things...
ehh... u got DNA from the thief... lol... CSI!!!
better you be careful, because my dad said that theyoften use the peed liquid for pukau/black magic thing
damien: yep. I suppose they got angry at me for not having enough things in my room to steal
lukhman: I have the Roh Kudus with me so I don't have anything to worry about =)
Sorry dude.
oh my .. teruk lar .. mereka tu memang bodoh .. thank God that you are safe .. lolz
Oh, kolien you.
I don't think the police will do anything though.
My house got broken into years ago.
Hacked our doors with a hoe.
The stupid police did nothing le.
LOL!!! 1st time i heard burglars peed into a person's room......poor him...must be so desperate that time until couldnt find toilet...or he was just being considerate not to waste ur water bill so he decided not to use ur toilet and just peed into ur room instead...ironically u wasted more water bill=.="""
btw did da police catch da burglars? if u evr do, da 1st thing u shud do is to pee onto his face. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
btw 4get bout da peeing onto his face part...i was just kidding...cannot seek revenge...he'll be sent to jail someday anyway...
93119: Definitely, yes (:
mierah: Figures. And even if they did the police would have to come to the house for two days or more to complete the silly investigation so we just decided against calling up the cops and well just replace our doors and improve our security systems.
Typical Malaysian police.
Baobao: Nah I don't think so. My (our) guess was that the burglar(s) got pissed when ransacking my room because they couldn't find anything of value (i don't leave my valuables at home) and so they decided to piss on my clothes.
Just did the cleaning just now and I nearly vomitted having to smell the urine of a dog. I mean man.
But then again I pity them for having to go to the extent of stealing other people's belongings
Lol!
Oh dear~~~~ Thank God not much damage was done. The pee-ing part was really unnecessary though~ They're making your life harder that way!
PTL in every way! Who knows this may be a blessing in disguise? ;)
we shud pity da robber for not taught to pee properly since young...apa ask him to drink more water...if he drinks more water it means more pee on your clothes(though less smelly but still, more pee...quantity matters more than quality).
lesson learnt: rear a dog in your house. you shud hav asked jude 2 hand over da puppy 2 u. then da robber wun evn hav da chance to pee in your room. and da puppy would at most pee in your backyard, not your room. haiyah.
omgoodness...! what the tooot?
That thief has some issues. :@
*pats kelvin*
YIKES. pity youa la cuz.
hafta clean after someone elses pee. tsk tsk tsk.
Kelvin, I think if a police hear your complaints, well... I can't imagine. Too much things can be happen (inside my imagination).
But anyway, it doesn't hurt my feeling. I'm not targeting myself to become police, though. (But, I can help you to complaint for you). :D
I was so delighted to learn that the TV the robber stole from my house a few years ago was already broken.
Everyone in my house congratulated the robber for his generous hard work to remove the TV for us, free of charge.
(:
That guy must've been some homeless hobo.
Karen: LOL!
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